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Slug Clock
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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

Inspirational Quote:

Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. By Eleanor Roosevelt

Funny One-Liner:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Funny Sms Message:

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

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You can better lose a lover than love a loser

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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?