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What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being!

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It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. By Mae Jemison

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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

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I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

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Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday

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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.